Our VP of Accounting, Captain DoomCurtains, has informed us that we are no longer recruiting for the accounting department. He has made it perfectly clear that the few accountants we have are up to the task and are responding well to the reinforcement of that notion. We will let the public know if any more positions suddenly open up due to resignations, terminations, or... other possible outcomes.
--Big Menace Industries PR Team on the behalf of Captain DoomCurtains
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