Friday, September 24, 2010

If You Must...


Greetings,

If you must contact Big Menace Industries due to a problem with one of our products* or interest in purchasing one of our products please send an Electronic Mail to bigmenaceindustries@gmail.com . Our lead customer service representative, Generalissimo Stevens (pictured) will be delighted to assist you.

Begrudgingly,

Big Menace PR Team



*A product suddenly displaying malevolent behavior is not considered a problem by Big Menace Industries.

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